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[Blackadder is meeting "Bob" Parkhurst, whom he realises is actually a woman disguised as a man]Blackadder: So you're a chap, are you, Bob?Bob: Oh yes, sir. [bursts out laughing and growls like a tiger]Blackadder: You wouldn't say that you were a girl at all?Bob: [nervously] Oh, definitely not sir! I understand cricket, I fart in bed, everything.Blackadder: Let me put it another way, Bob. You are a girl. And you're a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a "Polar bears only" golf club!Bob: [Horrified] Oh sir, oh sir, please don't give me away, sir. I just wanted to be like my brothers and join up. I want to see how a war is fought... so badly!Blackadder: Well, you've come to the right place, Bob. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered eighty thousand battle helmets with the horns on the inside.Bob: I want to do my bit for the boys, sir!Blackadder: Oh, really..?Bob: [pleading] I'll do anything, sir!Blackadder: Yes, I'd keep that to myself if I were you.

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