Blackadder

Blackadder (1983, 1986-89, 1999) is a television show which originally aired on BBC One written by Richard Curtis, Ben Elton, and Rowan Atkinson. It traces members of the Blackadder dynasty and their associates through different periods of history. more »

[Blackadder is meeting "Bob" Parkhurst, whom he realises is actually a woman disguised as a man]

Blackadder:
So you're a chap, are you, Bob?

Bob:
Oh yes, sir. [bursts out laughing and growls like a tiger]

Blackadder:
You wouldn't say that you were a girl at all?

Bob:
[nervously] Oh, definitely not sir! I understand cricket, I fart in bed, everything.

Blackadder:
Let me put it another way, Bob. You are a girl. And you're a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a "Polar bears only" golf club!

Bob:
[Horrified] Oh sir, oh sir, please don't give me away, sir. I just wanted to be like my brothers and join up. I want to see how a war is fought... so badly!

Blackadder:
Well, you've come to the right place, Bob. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered eighty thousand battle helmets with the horns on the inside.

Bob:
I want to do my bit for the boys, sir!

Blackadder:
Oh, really..?

Bob:
[pleading] I'll do anything, sir!

Blackadder:
Yes, I'd keep that to myself if I were you.

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