[After being shot down behind German lines]Blackadder: I don't believe it-a German prison cell! For two and a half years, the Western Front's been about as likely to move as a Frenchman who lives next door to a brothel, then last night the Germans advance a mile and we land on the wrong side!Baldrick: Oh dear, Captain B., my tummy's gone all squirty!Blackadder: That's because you're scared, Baldrick, and you're not the only one. I couldn't be more petrified if a wild rhinoceros had come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife!Baldrick: I've heard what these Germans'll do, sir; they'll have their wicked way with anything of woman-born!Blackadder: Well in that case Baldrick, you're quite safe! [...]Baldrick: I want my mum!Blackadder: Yes, it'll be good to see her. I should imagine a maternally outraged gorilla could be a useful ally when it comes to the final scrap!
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