Blackadder

[After being shot down behind German lines]

Blackadder:
I don't believe it-a German prison cell! For two and a half years, the Western Front's been about as likely to move as a Frenchman who lives next door to a brothel, then last night the Germans advance a mile and we land on the wrong side!

Baldrick:
Oh dear, Captain B., my tummy's gone all squirty!

Blackadder:
That's because you're scared, Baldrick, and you're not the only one. I couldn't be more petrified if a wild rhinoceros had come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife!

Baldrick:
I've heard what these Germans'll do, sir; they'll have their wicked way with anything of woman-born!

Blackadder:
Well in that case Baldrick, you're quite safe! [...]

Baldrick:
I want my mum!

Blackadder:
Yes, it'll be good to see her. I should imagine a maternally outraged gorilla could be a useful ally when it comes to the final scrap!