Baldrick: Go on my lord. Give it a little pull, you know you want to, it will be ever so exciting...Blackadder: [completely uninterested] Oh, god...[Blackadder pulls the tiny Christmas cracker with Baldrick. There isn't a bang] [sarcastic] Yes, terrifying.Baldrick: And look, there's a surprise present inside. It's a novelty death warrant, and you give it to a friend.[Baldrick gives the death warrant to Blackadder]Blackadder: [sarcastic] Oh, just what I've always wanted.[crumples it into a ball]Baldrick: Have you got anything for me?Lord Blackadder: Oh it's nothing, really!Baldrick: [touched] Oh sir!Lord Blackadder: No, it's really nothing; I haven't got you anything. I spent all my cash on this damn thing for the Queen. [reveals a portrait of Elizabeth I] She'd better bloody like it, she dropped enough hints! That woman's about as subtle as a rhinocero's horn up the backside! Door!
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