Blackadder

Blackadder (1983, 1986-89, 1999) is a television show which originally aired on BBC One written by Richard Curtis, Ben Elton, and Rowan Atkinson. It traces members of the Blackadder dynasty and their associates through different periods of history. more »

Baldrick:
Go on my lord. Give it a little pull, you know you want to, it will be ever so exciting...

Blackadder:
[completely uninterested] Oh, god...[Blackadder pulls the tiny Christmas cracker with Baldrick. There isn't a bang] [sarcastic] Yes, terrifying.

Baldrick:
And look, there's a surprise present inside. It's a novelty death warrant, and you give it to a friend.

[Baldrick gives the death warrant to Blackadder]

Blackadder:
[sarcastic] Oh, just what I've always wanted.[crumples it into a ball]

Baldrick:
Have you got anything for me?

Lord Blackadder:
Oh it's nothing, really!

Baldrick:
[touched] Oh sir!

Lord Blackadder:
No, it's really nothing; I haven't got you anything. I spent all my cash on this damn thing for the Queen. [reveals a portrait of Elizabeth I] She'd better bloody like it, she dropped enough hints! That woman's about as subtle as a rhinocero's horn up the backside! Door!

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