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When I was in High School the closest I had ever been to being on the Honor Roll was Yes your Honor and No your Honor.

– Tom ZeganRate it:

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

– Woody AllenRate it:

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

– Woody AllenRate it:

When I was lying in the muddy trenches with my soldiers during freezing winter nights, you, Benjamin Netanyahu, left Israel in order to learn English and practice it at fancy cocktail parties.

– Benny GantzRate it:

When I was one-and-twenty, I heard a wise man say, Give pounds and crowns and guineas, But not your heart away." Give pearls away and rubies, But keep your fancy free." But I was one-and-twenty, No use to talk to me.

– A.E. HousemanRate it:

When I was research head of General Motors and wanted a problem solved, I'd place a table outside the meeting room with a sign: LEAVE SLIDE RULES HERE! If I didn't do that, I'd find some engineer reaching for his slide rule. Then he'd be on his feet saying, Boss you can't do that.

– Charles F. KetteringRate it:

When I was suffering, I knew that was real. Now that things are good, I'm afraid that I may only be suffering from delusion.

– Link StarbureiyRate it:

when i was the sigma you were not the sigma big penis

– Tyreek HillRate it:

When I was wandering around at the cross-roads I realized danger can cause evil

– Marlies van den BroekRate it:

When I was working in Kahaani…, I hardly got time to watch even one episode of any show. However, after Kahaani…, I have been relaxing and watching two Balaji shows regularly – Bandini and Kitni Mohabbat Hai and am liking both of them. Another serial I have been following is Balika Badhu – it is one of the best ongoing shows today. However, in the last few days there is some interior work that is going on in my house and thus I am not being able to watch television.

– Sakshi TanwarRate it:

When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask me to stay with him in the country. He was a religious man and he read prayers to the assembled household every morning. But he had crossed out in pencil all the passages that praised God. He said that there was nothing so vulgar as to praise people to their faces and, himself a gentleman, he could not believe that God was so ungentlemanly as to like it.

– W. Somerset MaughamRate it:

When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach".

– Tom ZeganRate it:

When I was young I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date I could just drop them off at any corner.

– Tom ZeganRate it:

When I was young my Dad told me that Alcohol kills thousands of brain cells and he said, "son . . . you're not the smartest kid in your class"!

– Tom ZeganRate it:

When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them.

– Tom ZeganRate it:

When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them.

– Tom ZeganRate it:

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going.

– J.B. PriestleyRate it:

When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness... I was right.

– Gahan WilsonRate it:

When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only two things of which I am sure one is, that I am a miserable sinner and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons.

– John NewtonRate it:

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

– Mark TwainRate it:

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

– Tom WaitsRate it:

When I went to high school, there were people that were incredibly sad that it was over. I was like, “YEE-HAW!!!!!!”

– Gary McNamaraRate it:

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

– Steven WrightRate it:

When I write and sing, I Love You, means not, You, is You.

– Ehsan SehgalRate it:

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