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As Good as It Gets [1997]

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The Penguins of Madagascar [2008]

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Mamma Mia! [2008]

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The Pervert's Guide to Cinema [2006]

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Hitch [2005]

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Love and Death [1975]

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Draft Day [2014/I]

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True Blood [2008]

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Mamma Mia! [2008]

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Sealab 2021 [2000]

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Cowboy Bebop: Tengoku no tobira [2001]

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SpongeBob SquarePants [1999]

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SpongeBob SquarePants [1999]

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Jarhead [2005]

Stainer:
I love Kirky, but let's face it, the guy's a five.

Devon:
Stainer, that's just a dirty pool. He's at least a six.

Stainer:
A six? Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. I'm just being honest.

Jack:
Come on, cut him some slack. Look. Half a point because he's a nice guy. Right? And he's funny, so that's half a point each. That brings him to six. Devon's right.

Stainer:
But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point. Take a point off.

Kirk:
Wait, what's wrong with my Neon?

Stainer:
Oh, I don't know. Except the people who make that car don't even like it. So, we're back to a five.

Jack:
Five.

Stainer:
Meanwhile, this Molly, is a hard ten. And that five point disparity, that's a chasm. Chasm? Chasm. You can't jump more than two points.

Kirk:
Where do you get this shit?

Stainer:
Trust me, Kirk. I can't even get a ten.

Jack:
[chuckles] Oh, not even you, huh?

Stainer:
I'm a six, okay?

Jack:
Bullshit, you're a six. Then what am I?

Stainer:
You're an eight.

Jack:
Okay, you're a six then.

Stainer:
But I get a one point bump because I'm in a band.

Kirk:
Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oates cover band. I'm pretty sure that's a deducation.

Stainer:
Adult Education is a tribute band. So that puts me back at seven. On a good day, the best I can bag is a nine.

Kirk:
What about your crappy car?

Stainer:
Artist's exemption. I'm expected to have a shitty car.

Jack:
Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass?

Stainer:
Yeah, it's called being a rock star, Jack! Look it up in the dictionary. It's there. It's right next to "f*** you"!

Devon:
I think this system's ridiculous. All right? If someone really loves you, then you are a ten.

Jack:
My God. What are you, Hannah Montana? Because nothing you are saying right now is of any help to Kirk.

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She's Out of My League [2010]

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Pathfinder [2007]

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The Vampire Diaries [2009]

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The Vampire Diaries [2009]

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Hawaii Five-0 [2010]

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Sense8 [2015]

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Peep Show [2003]

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The Prince of Tides [1991]

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Citizen Kane [1941]

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The Fast Show [1994]

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