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Dr. Steve Brule: I'm not scared of puppets, but they are put me a little on edge. Bob Baker: Well, don't be scared They're -- They're just made of wood. Dr. Steve Brule: Really? Bob Baker: Yeah, really. Dr. Steve Brule: They don't have puppet blood or guts inside of them? Bob Baker: No, no, no puppet blood -- Maybe a lot of glue. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: I'm a little bit scared of pruppets. Pluppets are little...people that can talk. And they are not nice. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: A bumblebee's sting or a witch's snout or a public bathroom or a daddy's shout...these are the thing that some find scary. [inhales deeply] Awful scary. Yes, very. Dr. Steve Brule: That's a song by Diane Drangle (Diane Daniels). – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[after the ending of Health] Dr. Steve Brule: Ti...well...that's pretty much all I have to say about today's show. How much more time do we have, Denny? Okay, well, roll 'em. Roll 'em. [Dr. Brule stands there waiting for the credits to toll] Dr. Steve Brule: Why -- Why -- Doesn't have to be the full length every time. Could be shorter. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Well, there you have it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and sports are hard. Dr. Steve Brule: You don't have to be ugly. Dr. Steve Brule: Footballs aren't even shaped like a ball. Shaped like a egg with stitches. Dr. Steve Brule: Careful of prayers, they could be spells on you. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Just take a pose. How does your body feel? Check in with it. Feels good. Salty. That's...your salt. Dr. Steve Brule: Hunks are not good listeners. Sorry, Doug. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: [to Doug] Just 'cause you're a hunk and you think you don't have to exercise, you're gonna get an injury. You can stand up now. You're out of time-out. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Doug throws the ball to Dr. Brule] Dr. Steve Brule: I didn't say throw it back. Throw it back. [Doug throws the ball to Dr. Brule again] Dr. Steve Brule: Little bit hard. Little bit hard. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Everybody! Punishment jumping jack! Go. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: [to Doug] I want to be your friend. If you're such a hunk, then why are you in my class? Narrator: Discipline. Dr. Steve Brule: [to Doug] I KNOW THE RULES, HUNK! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Be like a tin soldier -- Serious, not goofing around. Don't half-ass it. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Let's talk about your butt. Make it work! LET'S GET EXCITED! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Dr. Brule does aerobics workout with his gang] Dr. Steve Brule: I'm joined with a bunch of my friends -- Nancy, Rita, Jim, Doug! Can I have a hunk? – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Tell us about spiritual healing. Hippy Joel: Um, spiritual healing is from the inside here, not what is up here. This is your destroyer. Dr. Steve Brule: Destroyer. Hippy Joel: Yes. I can probably give you a short prayer on that would help you. You can repeat it as I go. Dr. Steve Brule: Okay. Hippy Joel: Oh, ruler of the world... Dr. Steve Brule: Oh, ruler of the world... Hippy Joel: ...be kind and gentle. Dr. Steve Brule: ...be kind and gentle. Hippy Joel: [deeply] For I know not where to go. Dr. Steve Brule: [deeply] For I know not where to go. Hippy Joel: But if I go in the garden of love... Dr. Steve Brule: But if I go in garden of love... Hippy Joel: ...seeketh not the love that grows in the garden... Dr. Steve Brule: ...seeketh not the love that grows in the garden... Hippy Joel: ...but seeketh the knowledge of thy will. Dr. Steve Brule: ...but seeketh the knowledge of a frill. Hippy Joel: Amen. Dr. Steve Brule: [quickly] Amen. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Next up, we got Cynthia Dingus on a report of how to keep your body clean. Hup, hup, hike! [cuts to the next scene where Cynthia Driscoll is sitting at her shop doing nothing] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: The Ancient Greeks invented sports for the olympics so you could test your body. That's why I went to the field of play -- To take down Krang! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Dr. Brule still having an interview with Jeffrey Krang] Dr. Steve Brule: So, when you're scrambling around the field, are you thinking about your health? Jeffrey Krang: No. Dr. Steve Brule: Supposed to be good for your health. What is football? Jeffrey Krang: It is the sport of the pigskin. I just like the rush. I like hitting people and being hit. I like throwing footballs, and it's just a good sport. Dr. Steve Brule: Why is your jacket that color? Jeffrey Krang: It's the school colors. I'm on the team. Dr. Steve Brule: You look like a bumblebee. Dr. Steve Brule: You got some cool clothes on. Let's have a short fashion show. Stand up and turn around. You got a cool sports tie. He's got footballs on his tie. Sit down. Sit down. Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nothing weird. [Jeffrey Krang sits on Dr. Brule's lap] Dr. Steve Brule: You want to have a foot race? Jeffrey Krang: A foot ra-- [music cue plays] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: For the next part of the show, we're gonna talk about your health and how you can keep your health and now get it snatched away by obesity. And my guest right now is a young man named Jeffrey Krang, who is a quarterback at South Willio High School. Dr. Steve Brule: Welcome, Jeffrey. What happens when you got to parties with girls or you have a kregger? Jeffrey Krang: A kegger? Dr. Steve Brule: What happens at a kregger? Jeffrey Krang: Did you ever go to a kegger yourself? Dr. Steve Brule: I had to buy a kegger one time, but I didn't... Jeffrey Krang: No? Dr. Steve Brule: Didn't get to drink any of it. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Dr. Brule gets a new makeover] Cynthia Driscoll: Okay. Let's turn around and show them what we've, uh, accomplished. [Dr. Brule turns around to the viewers and has a pretty makeup face which makes him slightly less ugly] Cynthia Driscoll: Um...it's, uh... Dr. Steve Brule: Am I handsome now? Cynthia Driscoll: And let's take these off. [takes off Dr. Brule's glasses] Dr. Steve Brule: Now I can't see at all without those. How do I look, Denny? Denny: ... Dr. Steve Brule: Am I handsome now, Cynthia? Cynthia Driscoll: Uh... Dr. Steve Brule: On a scale of 1 to 10. Cynthia Driscoll: Okay. Uh... [chuckles nervously] but a...a 3 from a 1. Dr. Steve Brule: If 3 is the best. [chuckles] Well, it just goes to show ya, you don't always have to be ugly. For your health. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Today's Your Fortune is provided by Toad's Horse Yogurt. We milk the finest horses and make yogurt out of it. It's not just for horses. It's for people, too. It's good for your tum-tum. Let 'em eat the can! They're horses. They can eat whatever they want, like a goat. For your horse. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Carol Krabit: And now "Your Fortune", with Carol Krabit. Expect to feel several bone tremors and be perceived by all around you to b a disgrace. You will be in an accident involving a screen door and a Randyman. Carol Krabit: Good ni-- [music cues Your Fortune plays] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: My guest, Sanfia Dangus, is registered by the United States Department of Beauty for a beauty expert. Cynthia, how do I -- Can tell if I'm yugly or handsome? Cynthia Driscoll: What this computer does is scientifically determine whether you are handsome or ugly. Dr. Steve Brule: This little number. Cynthia Driscoll: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Steve Brule: It's like an easter basket. Dr. Steve Brule & Cynthia: [both laugh] Cynthia Driscoll: But it's not. It's not an easter basket. Dr. Steve Brule: Could be. You could hide a chocolate egg in there. I don't know how you could get prettier. [starts to handshake Cynthia] Cynthia Driscoll: Uh, no! Dr. Steve Brule: [air smooches] Cynthia Driscoll: Uh, what we're gonna do is I'm gonna attach these to your trouble areas. I place these on -- Dr. Steve Brule: Ooh! Oh. My skin's kind of oily. Cynthia Driscoll: Yeah. Dr. Steve Brule: I had too many potato chips for lunch. Cynthia Driscoll: God, I just -- It's hard to get in there, but...okay. [as Cynthia managed to attach the circles on Dr. Brule, she turns on the Beauty Identifier to see the results for Dr. Brule's trouble areas] Dr. Steve Brule: If I -- If I end up being handsome -- [computer beeps] Cynthia Driscoll: Oh! [sad] Oh. [the Beauty Identifier confirms him as ugly] Cynthia Driscoll: Okay. Uh...hmm. Dr. Steve Brule: What did it -- What are the results? [felt pain after taking off the things attached to him in a sec] What was the result? Cynthia Driscoll: The conclusion is that, uh...you're ugly. Dr. Steve Brule: Shoot. Darn it. Sanfia Dagless, what can a man like me do to help my ugliness? Cynthia Driscoll: So, if you look in the mirror and you think, "Oh, I look fat. I look -- [sees Dr. Brule coming close to her] NoOOOOOOOO! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Welcome. It's very nice to have you. Cynthia Driscoll: Thank you. Hi. [as Dr. Brule was about to kiss Cynthia] Cynthia Driscoll: I'm not interested-- [music cue plays] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: What if you're not born with that perfect button nose or those perfect chubby cheeks? Man has struggled with it for centuries, but every day, science comes closer to untangling this problem. To help me untangle it, I turn to one of the most delightful, bubbly, and special scientists I ever met. Dr. Steve Brule: Sanfia Dringus is a -- Is an official with the U.S. Department of Beauty, and she helped me find out-- [music cue plays] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago

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