American Gods, Season 1

Wednesday:
That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering?

Shadow:
Cause his dad sacrificed his ass.

Wednesday:
Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and blame to go around. Although that White Jesus could stand a little more suffering. He's doing very well for himself these days.

Shadow:
And how many colors does Jesus come in?

Wednesday:
Well you got your white, Jesuit-style Jesus, you got your black African Jesus, you got your brown Mexican Jesus, you got your swarthy Greek Jesus.

Shadow:
That's a...That's a lot of Jesus.

Wednesday:
There's a lot of need for Jesus, so there are a lot of Jesus.