Andy Barker, P.I.

[Andy enters his office to find Nicole sitting at his desk]

Nicole:
I made $18.50 an hour at my old job; I expect the same here.

Andy:
Of course. Who are you?

Nicole:
I'm Nicole. From the Long Beach Star. Those files that you stole...that was on my watch. You're the reason I got fired.

Andy:
Oh, I am so sorry about that. Yeah, I - I was doing some P.I. work.

Nicole:
No need to explain. The fact that you've hired me as your assistant has more than made up for it.

Andy:
Well, actually I didn't hire you.

[she stares blankly at him]