Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Aqua Something You Know Whatever (season 9)

[Meatwad rings a doorbell. There is no answer]

Jet Chicken:
Ring it again.

Meatwad:
*rings it three times* ...I don't think no one's home.

Jet Chicken:
He's home. His Jeep's here. Ring it again.

Meatwad:
*rings again* ...Maybe he's asleep.

Jet Chicken:
How would you know?! Are you in there?!

Rocket Horse:
Ah, c'mon, lay off Jet. He's doing you a favor.

Jet Chicken:
Look, if he sees me on his lawn waving a gun around, he's gonna pretend not to be home.

Meatwad:
...M-maybe you oughtta hide better over there behind the bushes.

Jet Chicken:
Oh, good idea, Fan. And maybe I oughtta pull out Ultra Beak and show you how it works. One peck to the brain, it's over!

[Jet Chicken fires his gun in the air, setting off the house's security alarm]

Rocket Horse:
Okay. Great. Now he knows we're out here.

Jet Chicken:
Rocket Horse, kick the door in!

Rocket Horse:
YOU kick the door in!

Jet Chicken:
*farts* Oh god. Did someone see a bathroom around here? *notices the nearby Jeep* Ah, sunroof. *climbs on top of it* Well, looky looky looky. *starts defecating in it* Ahhh... Mr. Fancy, with your big house in the suburbs!

Meatwad:
...Is this, like, the headquarters of some supervillain or something?

Jet Chicken:
[still crapping; it seems to stop for a moment, but then...] Ooh. No, wait a minute. Nope, not quite done yet. [he craps even harder]

Rocket Horse:
It's the doctor who fouled up his gastric bypass.

Jet Chicken:
Go ahead, tell 'im how the damn thing leaks every time I eat.

Rocket Horse:
It's...it's not. This is what happens when you don't exercise and you order queso with everything.

Jet Chicken:
NUH UH!