Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Aqua Something You Know Whatever (season 9)

Paul:
Well, I-I'm with her, getting ice cream.

Frylock:
Mm-hmm.

Paul:
And my dad is there, and I love my dad, but he's always with us.

Frylock:
Oh, yeah.

Paul:
And it's weird because he shows up, and I never mentioned where we were going to be, but somehow he knew, right?

Frylock:
Okay.

Paul: So then she says, out of nowhere, "I have to go to the car to check the air in the tires." So, I'm like, "okay, that's responsible."

Frylock:
Uh-huh.

Paul:
And then Dad says he has to go to his car to get his shades. And so I'm like, "cool, get back soon 'cause your ice cream's gonna melt."

Frylock:
Go ahead.

Paul:
And like two hours pass, so I'm like, "what gives?" And I go to the parking lot...

Frylock:
Okay.

Paul:
...and they're in my car, and they act all weird when I show up.

Frylock:
Uh-huh.

Paul:
And she puts her shirt on real quick, and she's in his lap, and I'm like, "what's goin' on?!"

Frylock:
Yeah.

Paul: And they're all like, "he's just a friend, and why can't I be friends with your father?" And I'm like, "well, what's his dick doing in your hands?!"

Meatwad:
She's just trying to get your attention. She cares about you, man.

Paul:
I know. I know she does. But they left me there, and they knew I didn't have the money for the ice cream. That's weird, right?

Frylock:
I'm sure her hand slipped, Paul.

Paul:
Hmm, that's what they said. I jus-I always feel like people are lying to me and-and using me...

Frylock:
[to Shake] Hit the booby cannons.

[Shake pulls a lever]

Paul:
What's that?

Frylock:
Oh, nothing.

Paul:
Good, 'cause I-I thought you said, "hit the booby cannons." That would've made me awful mad.

Frylock:
No, no, I didn't say nothing. So what else happened on your little ice cream trip?

Shake:
Wait, wait, hang on, I've got booby cannons charging.

Paul:
Why are you charging up booby cannons?

Shake:
You really wanna know?

Paul:
Why did he say that?

Frylock:
Shake, the man is dealing with a lot of pain right now, okay? So let's not talk about what we're doing.

Shake:
He's gonna be dealing with a lot more pain in about...45 minutes to charge?! Oh, my God!

Frylock:
[as police arrive] Paul, tell me more about your girlfriend.

Paul: She's really hot. She dresses like a slut all the time, especially when my dad's around. And I'm like, "you can wear that to work?" And she's like, "yeah," and I'm like, "okay, well..."

Frylock:
Heh yeah, jealousy can make you crazy, you know? Where we at, Shake?

Shake:
You don't even wanna know. 3%.

Paul:
And then I go to my dad's, and her car's parked there, and it turns out she's not at work at all!

Frylock:
Maybe she quit her job so she and your dad could plan a surprise party for you.

Paul:
Weird. That is exactly what she said.

Frylock:
Where we at, Shake?

Shake:
4%. Wait. No, went back down.