Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever (season 11)

Carl:
(about his mom) Hey, Sherlock Holmes! I guess we solved the mystery on what gave you lung cancer, huh? But you wouldn't listen to me, would you, Ma?! WOULD YOU?! (Carl cries)

Dr. Belcher:
She needs to go into special care, to die. We can refer to you to a number of hospice facilities.

Carl:
Oh, cool. You know, and then the state will cut a check and...

Dr. Belcher:
(laughs) No, you will.

Carl:
Oh, yeah, right. B-but then the state pays me back. You know like a reimbursement thing?

Dr. Belcher:
No, like a you pay for services "thing", out of your bank account "thing."

Carl:
I'm doing a good deed here! I'm freeing up a room for you guys!

Dr. Belcher:
Look, pay for hospice or take her home. Either way, we're wheeling out to the curb at midnight.

Carl:
[later that night, a nurse wheels Dolores, Carl's mother, out to the hospital lot and pushes her into the driveway] Crap. [later that night, Carl drives her home, tied to the rear end and fast]

Dolores:
I swallowed a bug and I'm on speed! Carl? [Carl turns up the radio] Are you listening?