Archer, Season 2

Archer:
[looking into Malory's desk, seeing it's rigged] Oh, come on! What could be so secret, she wired it up with twelve pounds of C-4? Ugh, I don't...think I even want to know. [calls Ray on his cell]

Ray:
[annoyed] What?

Archer:
Heh, nice. Here, take a look at this. [takes a picture of the C-4 wires] All right, which of these wires—

Ray:
Blue and yellow.

Archer:
The blue—you want to look at it for more than half a second?

Ray:
I wired the damn thing, ass!

Archer:
Well, I didn't know that, ass! [cuts the wires, then opens the top drawer, pulling a memory stick out] Okay...

Ray:
Oh, my God.

Archer:
What?

Ray:
I lied. I didn't wire it.

Archer:
What?!

Ray:
Ba-dum-bump-ding!

Archer:
You think that's funny?! [punches the drawer shut; it promptly starts vibrating] Wha—

Ray:
Not compared to that.

Archer:
What is that?

Ray:
Oh, yeah.

Archer:
No.

Ray:
Yeaaaah.

Archer:
No!

Ray:
Not a bumblebee, is it?