Are You Being Served?, Season 2

[Captain Peacock is showing the ladies some photographs in the ladies department]

Captain Peacock:
These were taken on my holiday last year.

Mrs Slocombe:
Oh, doesn't it look hot?

Captain Peacock:
Oh you're right, yes. Yes, that's the worst of the desert.

Miss Brahms:
Doesn't Mrs. Peacock look well?

Captain Peacock:
Yes, she does, yes. We went back to Bessamachu, where we scored our first big victory.

Mrs Slocombe:
Oh, that was where you had your honeymoon.

Captain Peacock:
No. No, that was where... That was where we pushed Rommel back. Yes, I was dug in at this very spot for about seven whole days. It's a motel now, you know. Oh it was absolute hell, you know. The heat, the sun, flies, the sandstorms, the monotonous food.

Mrs Slocombe:
Oh what you poor boys must have suffered.

Captain Peacock:
No, that was last year at the motel.

[Mr Rumbold arrives]

Mr Rumbold:
Hope I'm not interrupting anything, Captain Peacock.

Miss Brahms:
No, he's just showing us his holiday pictures.

Mr Rumbold:
Well, perhaps we could look at those after the store closes. Now, I'd like a word with everybody if you could get them to gather round.

Captain Peacock:
Yes, of course, sir.