Are You Being Served?, Season 9

Miss Brahms:
Here, Captain Peacock, have you asked Rumbold yet about selling the perfume?

Captain Peacock:
No. He's busy showing Miss Belfridge the ropes.

Miss Slocombe:
I bet she can't type with more than one finger.

Captain Peacock:
That's exactly what my wife said when I showed her the photo.

Miss Brahms:
What photo?

Captain Peacock:
Oh er... in the senior staff magazine. Here. "Menswear News. Miss B. Belfridge wins top position as C. Rumbold's temporary secretary" Look.

[Photo shows Miss Belfridge in a bathing suit]

Miss Brahms:
She's in a bathing costume!

Mrs Slocombe:
Just.

Captain Peacock:
Well, it does liven up an otherwise abysmally dull publication.

Miss Brahms:
Huh. Bet old jug ears didn't dare show that to his missus.

Captain Peacock:
Not if he has any sense. Mine was even worried she was on the same floor as me.

Mrs Slocombe:
Well, you do have quite a reputation, Stephen.

Captain Peacock:
[Chuckles]

Mrs Slocombe:
Well you used to.