Arthur, Season 1 (1996)

D.W.:
You're doing it wrong!

Arthur:
I am not! I am not! I am not!

Mrs. Read:
What's going on, you two?

D.W.:
Arthur's ruining the game. He's not playing right.

Arthur:
I am so! I roll the dice, I move around the board.

D.W.:
But you're supposed to be having fun. Look at the little boy on the box!

Arthur:
That little boy is not playing with you.

Mrs. Read:
Arthur, is there another game you can play?

D.W.:
Yes. I'll go set it up.

Arthur:
Mom. Dad. I can't write a report that I played Confuse the Goose. Everyone will laugh at me.

Mr. Read:
Why don't you read a book to D.W.?

Mrs. Read:
Yes, that should be quiet... eh, fun.

Arthur:
Mom and Dad said I don't have to play that. But I'll read to you.

D.W.:
Mom! Arthur said you said he didn't have to play with me!

Buster:
I don't know what you can do, Arthur.

Arthur:
Everything around here is too boring to be in a report.

D.W.:
I'm ready! Hm-hm! Hm-hm! Hm-hm!

Buster [on phone]:
Just watch wrestling until the rain stops. How long can it rain for?

Weatherman [on TV]:
This system is very similar to a monsoon during which it rains nonstop for an entire month.

Buster [on phone]:
Arthur? Are you still there?

D.W.:
Like it would be so hard to play one game of Confuse the Goose with your adorable sister.

Arthur:
"Once upon a time..."

D.W.:
Let me guess. They lived happily ever after, right?

Arthur:
Right.

D.W.:
I knew it. Boooring!