Arthur, Season 1 (1996)

Mr. Read:
Everybody, freeze!!

D.W.:
Arthur's trying to bite my nose.

Mr. Read:
Is that any way to treat a book?!

Arthur:
No. No, but she... she didn't want me reading to her!

Mrs. Read:
Why don't you draw?

D.W.:
What did you draw?

Arthur:
A dog, and he's bored. What did you draw?

D.W.:
A stick.

Arthur:
A stick?

D.W.:
A stick from the park where you [furiously shouts] promised to take me today!!

Arthur:
I never promised you anything!

D.W.:
You did too!

Arthur:
I did not!

Mrs. Read:
We're never gonna get anything done.

D.W.:
You did too!

Arthur:
I did not!

Mr. Read:
[clears throat] Have fun at Grandma's. [smiles and closes the door]

D.W.:
It's raining! We'll die out here!

Arthur:
Come on! [pulls her away] If you'd behaved, we'd still be dry!

D.W.:
Me?! I didn't do anything! I'm the cute one! You're annoying!

Arthur:
[rolls his eyes] Oh, great! Now I get to write a really exciting report about visiting my grandma! "I went to my grandma's. She's nice. The end." I'm doomed!