Arthur, Season 2 (1997-98)

D.W.:
Cucumbers: yucky. Mushrooms: yucky. Onions: yucky and smelly. Hey, this isn't lettuce. What kind of a salad is this?

Arthur:
Uh-oh! She's gonna pop!

D.W.:
This is spinach.

Waiter:
Is something the matter?

D.W.:
This is spinach, and I...HATE...SPINACH!! Uh-oh!

Waiter:
[furiously] That's it! I quit.

Jane:
[sternly quiet] DORA WINIFRED READ.

[cut in the Arthur's House in Grandma Thora and Baby Kate]

Grandma Thora:
Back so soon? Did you have a good time?

Arthur:
D.W. punched her salad and it exploded! [pauses] All over the waiter, and everyone was staring at us.

D.W.:
They were NOT! Everybody's making this into such a big deal!

Jane:
No more restaurants for you, young lady, until you can behave and learn to eat what's placed in front of you. Now, go to your room.

Arthur:
What about Grandma Thora's birthday at the Once Upon a Restaurant next week?

Jane:
D.W. will not be joining us.

Arthur:
Wow, too bad. [sighs] Dinner without D.W. I guess we'll just have to suffer through it without her.

Grandma Thora:
If D.W. can't come to the restaurant, I'd be just as happy coming over here for dinner.

Arthur:
What? And miss Once Upon a Restaurant?

Grandma Thora:
It just wouldn't be a happy birthday if D.W. wasn't there!

Arthur:
But that's the best restaurant ever! This isn't fair! Am I supposed to do everything with D.W.?