Arthur, Season 2 (1997-98)

Mr. Read:
Hold it! Where are you taking the cereal?

D.W.:
Walter is hungry.

Mr. Read:
Slam on your brakes! Walter who?

D.W.:
Walter Deer!

Mr. Read:
Walter Deer? Whoa! D.W., our food isn't good for deer to eat.

D.W.:
Don't worry, Dad, I'm not gonna let him eat it. I'm just gonna get him to come close to me.

Mr. Read:
D.W., that's not safe, and it's not allowed. You can look at the deer.

D.W.:
But if all I had to do was look, then I might as well be at home watching TV.

Mr. Read:
This is the deer's home. You wouldn't like it if someone fed you strange food in your home.

D.W.:
I would, if it was a deer.