Arthur, Season 2 (1997-98)

Jane:
D.W., one at a time!

D.W.:
You're always picking on me. You never pick on anyone else. Only me, me, ME!

Jane:
You know that's not true, D.W. Everybody has to eat politely and that includes you.

D.W.:
That does NOT include me! You never include me. You always make me stay home whenever there's anything fun. Only Arthur gets to have fun! Only Arthur...

Francine:
D.W., can I ask you a question?

D.W.:
Maybe.

Francine:
What's the matter with you?! [D.W. gasps and runs out of the room sobbing]

Arthur:
[sarcastic] That was great. You really solved the problem.

Francine:
I didn't think she'd get so upset.

David:
It's not your fault, Francine.

Francine:
May I be excused? [Francine walks up the stairs and into D.W.’s room where D.W. is sobs on her bed.]

D.W.:
(sobs)

Francine:
I'm sorry, D.W. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but you really are being a total doofus. If you know what I mean.

D.W.:
Who asked you? You don't even live here.

Francine:
Well, nobody asked me. But I'm Arthur's friend. When something's buggin' him, I wanna help.

D.W.:
You know what, Francine?!

Francine:
What?

D.W.:
Go... go... Oh, I'm too tired to think of any more mean things to say.

Brain:
So did Francine figure out what's wrong with D.W.?

Arthur:
No, it only made her worse. Last night she slammed so many doors I thought we'd get arrested.