Arthur, Season 2 (1997-98)

D.W.:
Mom! Arthur said my head looks like a watermelon except for the bad haircut!

Arthur:
She started it!

Catherine:
I can handle it. Have a good time!

David:
Thanks. Be good, kids!

Arthur:
She started it.

Catherine:
I have a lot of homework, so why don't you two go play quietly at opposite ends of the house?

D.W.:
I ditch my room!

Arthur:
I wouldn't want to go to your stupid messy girl-room anyway!

D.W.:
Clammy clam-face!

Arthur:
Turtle-breath!

Catherine:
Hey!!

D.W.:
I don't have turtle-breath! Smell!

Catherine:
What's going on here?

D.W.:
He called me turtle-breath!

Catherine:
Why are you in her room?

Arthur:
She took my red crayon.

D.W.:
I had to! It's a castle coloring book! There's a lot of bricks!

Catherine:
D.W., give him his crayon. Arthur, go back to the den.

D.W.:
This isn't working because Arthur knows more words than me.