Arthur, Season 3 (1998-99)

D.W.:
Ooh! Look what I found!

Arthur:
Stop looking like that! You can't read!

D.W.:
I don't have to read to know what this is.

Arthur:
It's a note from Francine.

D.W.:
I knew it! Arthur has a girlfriend! Arthur has a girlfriend! "Dear Arthur, I love you."

Arthur:
It says "Arthur, don't forget to bring your baseball mitt to school on Monday. Francine."

D.W.:
Arthur and Francine! Arthur loves Francine!

Arthur:
I'll take care of this stuff. You go clean up from under the bed.

D.W.:
If you don't love Francine, then why is your face all red? That just proves you really love her! Arthur loves Francine!

Arthur:
MOM!

Mr. Read:
I'll take care of it. Look, Arthur, it's very simple: the less time you spend fighting with D.W., the faster you'll get to the park, right?

Arthur:
But she keeps bothering me!

D.W.:
Who, me?

Mr. Read:
Look, if you both work as fast as you can and talk less, you'll be done in no time.

Arthur:
I will if she will.

Mr. Read:
There. Now, why not see how fast you can go?