Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Paddy:
D'you like a bit of sport, Barry?

Barry:
Yes, I do, actually. Especially table tennis.

Paddy:
We have races. Don't we, Oz?

Oz:
[Catching on] Oh, aye. Aye, we do, Paddy. Aye. Just for a ten spot, like. Kill a bit of time, yer kna? Are ya up for it?

Barry:
Yeah, yeah. Count me in. A bit of fun, innit?

Oz:
Oh aye, it's a bit of fun. Follow me. [Oz, Paddy and Barry climb through some barbed wire.] Right, get yer dough out. I'll hold on to the kitty. [Barry and Paddy each give Oz a tenner. To Barry] You've still got English money? [Pockets the money.]

Barry:
Um... how far do we race, actually?

Oz:
We start here, right? And we finish just at the opposite side of the minefield, right? Go! [Oz and Paddy run off to the other side, while Barry remains rooted to the ground having realised he'd stepped into a minefield!]