Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Barry:
[Laughs slightly tipsily] Ahhh... see, it's only in retrospect that you appreciate the good times that you once had. [Laughs, completely oblivious that the girls are bored, then snorts. Sings] You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. [Speaks] In the words of the song.

Pippa:
What song?

Barry:
Joni Mitchell.

Linda:
Who?

Barry:
Oh, a bit before your time, I expect, eh, Linda? I should think Prince is more your mark, eh?

Wayne:
[Interrupting] Yeah, well, look. That's enough about us, ain't it, eh, Barry? So, what is it, girls? Another four pina coladas, eh?

Linda:
Yes, please, Wayne. I need some cigarettes. I'll just go to the machine and get some. [She gets up, as does Wayne]

Barry:
[Also getting up to let Wayne and Linda out] 'Ere, Wayne, d'you remember that big fat funny bloke with the harelip who took us on this day trip to Krefeld? It were great!

Wayne:
It was a golden memory(!) [Sotto voce to Barry] You're losing them, Barry.

Barry:
Hey? How'd you mean?

Wayne:
[Sotto voce] There's topics of conversation other than German building sites, all right? [Goes to the bar, leaving Barry alone with Pippa.]

Barry:
[Sits down. To Pippa] I was in the Falklands, you know.