Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Dennis:
Hey, listen. If he's not here, that's it, right? Quick pint and a hotel. [They enter the bar.]

Neville [Spotting Barry] Oh, eh. There he is, look.

Dennis:
Where? [Neville points Barry out and the female he is with.]

Neville:
Aye, get a look at her!

Dennis:
Hey, she's a bonny lass, isn't she?

Neville:
Who'd have thought it? Howay! [They go round the bar.]

Barry:
[To a bored Pippa] Ahh... it was a hard place for hard men to do a hard job. The only thing that kept my sanity was the table-tennis table. Do you, er... do you play at all? At the poly?

Pippa:
What?

Barry:
Ping pong, Pippa.

Pippa:
No.

Barry:
Oh... [Dennis and Neville get to the table] Dennis! Nev! Oh, bostin'! [Gets up and shakes their hands]

Neville:
Hey, Barry.

Dennis:
Hey, what's all this then, eh? [Grabs hold of Barry's tie]

Barry:
[Fending off Dennis] These are the blokes I was telling you about from Germany.

Neville:
Hello, Hazel. Very pleased to meet you, pet. [Pippa looks confused.]

Dennis:
Aye. Go on, Nev. Kiss the bride, son. [Neville goes in for a kiss.]

Pippa:
[Resisting] Oh! No! I'm... I'm Pippa.

Dennis:
Well, where's Hazel?

Barry:
Hazel's at the Wei Ling... [Suddenly realises the time and checks his watch.] Oh, my God! She's been there since eight o'clock! [Barry gets out from behind the table and rushes out of the pub as Wayne returns to the table.]

Dennis:
[To Wayne] How are ye?