Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Neville:
[To Wayne, laughing] D'you realise you've probably ruined Barry's marriage?

Wayne:
Oi, it's not my fault, son! [Laughs]

Dennis:
[Referring to Pippa and Linda, still sat in the window seat] So listen, what are you going to do with them?

Wayne:
I know what I'd like to do, but the question is where, ain't it? I mean, it's all very well Barry pissing off in a panic, but I mean, er... where does that leave us, eh? Where are we gonna stay?

Neville:
Howay, man, Wayne. He's got a lot on his plate at the moment.

Dennis:
Come on, he's brought this on himself! It was him what brought us lunatics back together!

Bomber:
[Entering, joining the gang at the bar] Whose shout is it, lads?

All:
Bomber!