Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Hazel:
[Over the intercom] So you bothered to come round, then?

Barry:
Hazel... I went to the restaurant, but you'd gone.

Hazel:
I don't want to hear any excuses, Barry.

Barry:
I was late, but I was trying to get the radiators installed.

Hazel:
I'm not very amused, you know.

Barry:
I don't think your evening was entirely wasted, Hazel, I mean they gave me the bill, yes...

Hazel:
I'm glad they did!

Barry:
...but was it really necessary to have four bottles of sake, three egg foo yung...?

Hazel:
I've never been so humiliated in all my life! [Two female passers by stop and watch]

Barry:
Hazel, will you let me in so we can talk in a civilised manner?

Hazel:
I suppose all your friends have arrived, and you're making them happy! What about me? [An older gentleman also stops to watch the commotion]

Barry:
Yes, yes, my friends have arrived. But you know why, don't you? Cos you know why? [Getting frustrated] They've come from the far-flung corners of the country to do up our house!

Hazel:
Why don't they just go back again, Barry? Why don't you go with them? [Barry noticed the female onlookers laughing at him. They leave, as does the older gentleman]

Barry:
[Softly] All right... all right... I will go and join them. Yes. [Getting flustered again] We'll probably be in the Bell and Dragon drinking penis coladas 'til dawn!