Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Bomber:
Sorry I missed Den. Scarcely said a word to him last night.

Wayne:
Well, none of us did, he was that pissed.

Bomber:
He never used to knock it back like that. Not Scotch, anyhow.

Wayne:
Never used to drive a Jag, did he?

Bomber:
[Admiring Wayne's car's interior] Well, you can't complain. Fancy motor, this.

Wayne:
Yeah well, I earnt it, didn't I, Bomb? Little present to meself after six bleedin' months in the Arctic Circle.

Bomber:
Good money, then?

Wayne:
Yeah... but it weren't just that. There was nowhere to bleedin' spend it, was there? I mean, d'you know, our only diversions was tapes and videos.

Bomber:
[Spotting a blonde lady waiting to cross the road] What did you do about sex?

Wayne:
Not a lot. D'you know how hard it is to catch a penguin?