Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Oz:
[At the jukebox] Oi! [Pringle goes from serving a customer in the lounge to the public bar.] How often d'you get these records changed, lad?

Pringle:
Nothing to do with me, that's up to the brewery.

Oz:
Well, the bloke from the brewery must love Duran Duran. You haven't got one decent record on here, man!

Wayne:
[Getting up] Same again, is it?

Bomber:
No, no, I promised Den I'd get you all back.

Neville:
Back to work... [Drinks his pint]

Moxey:
Just going for a piss. [Heads for the toilet.]

Neville:
'Ey, better get Den summat to eat, eh?

Wayne:
Got any of them pies left, squire?

Pringle:
No, you had the last.

Wayne:
Got any Scotch eggs?

Pringle:
No.

Wayne:
Have you got anything hot?

Pringle:
[Checks his watch] It's after two.

Bomber:
Look, we've got this mate and he's not eaten, so what can you offer?

Pringle:
Crisps, or... that sandwich. [Points to the sole sandwich left in a food cover.]

Bomber:
...we'll take that, then. [Pringle takes the sandwich out.]

Oz:
[Looking around] I don't think we'll be coming back here in a hurry, d'you?

Neville:
[Drinking the last of his pint] The beer's not bad. Canny drop.

Oz:
No, I'm not talkin' about the beer, man. I'm talking about mine host, Happy Harry the wing co.

Pringle:
[Offended] Are you referring to me?

Oz:
Well, you're obviously ex-RAF, aren't you, eh? Judging by all the crap you've for hanging up on the walls, anyway. When did you get pensioned off, then?

Pringle:
I resigned six years ago.

Oz:
Ah, six years ago. That'll have been a nice easy stretch, was it?

Pringle:
What do you mean "easy"?

Oz:
Between Suez and the Falklands there wasn't a lot of action. About as much as we'll find 'round here.

Pringle:
I trust you'll go and find it somewhere else!