Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Barry:
Are you gonna be in there much longer, Bomb?

Bomber:
You want a written estimate?

Barry:
It's just you've been monopolising it, you know.

Bomber:
It's all right for you. You didn't have a curry last night, did you?

Oz:
[Poking his head out of his room] Morning.

Barry:
Morning... is there another lavatory in this place, Oz?

Oz:
Er... I think there's a bog in the back yard. But if you're desperate, just lob it out the window, man.

Neville:
[From downstairs] Tea's up, lads!

Oz:
[Rushing past Barry, still in his vest and pants!] Breakfast!

Barry:
Oh, I'll just have to hold it. [Follows Oz downstairs.]