Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Bomber:
[As Carol brings him a mug of tea] Thank you, my dear. Service with a smile. Makes a change 'round here.

Carol:
Father's hopeless. And he wonders why the place is always empty!

Wayne:
[Entering the bar] Morning, Bomb.

Bomber:
Mornin'.

Wayne:
[To Carol] Hello, love.

Carol:
Someone looks like they had a good night last night.

Wayne:
[Stretching his arms] Yeah. We emptied six pubs.

Bomber:
We've had more exciting evenings.

Wayne:
That game of skittles we had in The Green Dragon was a blinder, though, wasn't it? Right cliffhanger.

Carol:
D'you want a cup of tea?

Wayne:
Yeah, that'd be magic, love. [Carol goes into the back] 'Ere, this place is on the old up-and-up, eh? We'll be havin' Bunny Girls next.

Carol:
[Returning with a mug for Wayne, she pours tea into it] It's only for the day. Dad's gone into Sheffield, so I said I'd look after the place.

Wayne:
I'll give you a hand if you want, love. I can pull pints. [Carol smiles as she goes into the back]

Bomber:
[Looks disappovingly at Wayne] That's not what you want to pull.