Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Wayne:
Er, Bomb?

Bomber:
What?

Wayne:
Time, gentlemen, please.

Bomber:
What are you talking about? It's only ten to.

Wayne:
Oh, use your savvy.

Bomber:
[Approaching Wayne] You never give it a rest, do you, Wayne?

Wayne:
Be a mate, Bomb.

Bomber:
And what am I supposed to do?

Wayne:
Well... You could get something to eat.

Bomber:
I've eaten. I went down the caff at half eleven.

Wayne:
If I gave you a couple of quid, you could go to the picture.

Bomber:
There's not a cinema within miles.

Wayne:
The ultimate gesture, Bomb. The keys to me car. Now, apparently, there's this lovely waterfall down the road, very picturesque it is. [Bomber reluctantly takes Wayne's car keys and leaves the pub. Wayne turns the clock to half past two and calls out to the only other person in the bar, an elderly gentleman] Er, excuse me, sir? [He points to the clock, and the gentleman quickly finishes his pint.]