Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Dennis:
[Points to a page] This one sounds all right, The Pheasant at Ilworth. [Reads from the book] "This old coaching inn has been lovingly restored by Trevor Beaumont, while his partner Nigel Fox runs the kitchen. Local produce, market-fresh vegetables. Among their specialties, we particularly recommend rack of lamb and fresh local trout."

Norma:
Oh, that sounds good, Den.

Dennis:
Aye. Give that a go later on, eh?

Norma:
Definitely, yes.

Dennis:
Right, er... I'd better book. [Closes the guide and gets up to go to the phone when Bomber walks in] Hello, Bomber.

Bomber:
Dennis!

Dennis:
What're ya up to?

Bomber:
Well, I've been driving 'round the countryside, and I picked up a hitchhiker. [Stands aside to reveal Moxey behind him.]

Dennis:
Moxey!

Moxey:
Hello, Den.

Dennis:
Er, I don't think you've met me sister. Norma, this is Moxey and Bomber.

Norma:
Hello.

Dennis:
Erm... [Takes Moxey and Bomber aside] ...is everything all right, is it?

Moxey:
Er, yeah, yeah. Er, I had to go down to London, y'know, to sort a few things out, like. But I got me cards, so there should be no more problems in that department.

Dennis:
Oh, champion, 'cos the architect tells me we'll be back at work on Monday with a bit of luck, like. So you've timed that rather well, Moxey.

Moxey:
[Hushed] Er, Den?

Dennis:
Yeah?

Moxey:
It's not Moxey any more.

Dennis:
What?

Moxey:
No. It's, er, Brendan Mulachy.

Dennis:
Brendan what?

Moxey:
Mulachy.

Norma:
Dennis, shall I order some more tea for everybody?

Dennis:
Er... I tink it's about time for a drink, isn'it, lads?

Bomber:
I wouldn't say no to that.

Dennis:
Aye, why not? Come on, let's have a drink. Things seem to be shapin' up for once.

Waitress:
[Emerging from the door] Mr. Patterson, could you come to the phone, please?

Dennis:
Yeah?

Waitress:
It's the police. A couple of your lads have been arrested.