Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Oz:
What? What's gannen on?

Wayne:
Where have you lot been? I'm bloody freezing!

Dennis:
Never mind that! What's happening here?

Wayne:
Well, Arthur's chucked us out, hasn't he?

Oz:
Wha? He cannae dae that, man!

Wayne:
Well he can, it's his pub and he's done it, hasn't he?

Bomber:
Gotta have a reason, though.

Wayne:
Well he's always been a bit iffy about us being here, ain't he?

Neville:
We're paying customers now though.

Wayne:
But we do make a lot of noise and some of us occasionally go over the top.

Oz:
Well, maybes... maybes once.

Wayne:
But you did kick in his jukebox, didn't you and he weren't too happy about that, was he?

Oz:
Aww, I might have known it'd be down tae me again as usual!

Wayne:
[Gets up] Come on, let's load up, eh?

Barry:
Hold on a tick, I'm not taking this lying down!

Moxey:
It's got nowt to do with me, I never stayed there once!

Dennis:
[To Wayne] Oi, oi, come here a minute! Look, if he's turfing the whole six of you lot out, you must have put up some sort of black! What have you been up to, eh?

Wayne:
Well... I suppose him finding me in bed with his daughter had something to do with it.

[Furious, the lads chase Wayne into the back car park]