Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Barry:
Ah, yes, yes. That's better, innit? At least one room's habitable. Yeah. Y'know, I could see us settling in here, what with the idyllic country view, the flickering glow from the fireside... elegant room... Do y'know, this could be... this could be Brideshead Revisited.

Neville:
Reminds me more of Gateshead Revisited. All it needs is a tin bath in the hearth.

Barry:
Ah, never mind, Nev. Here, look, we'll get some sleeping bags in Asda tomorrow. Y'know, that's fantastic...

Wayne:
Yeah, you're right, actually...

Barry:
[Angry] Who asked for your opinions, dickbrain?

Neville:
We could do with a rest from you, Wayne! Okay?

Wayne:
All right, fine, fine. Look, I've tried to say I'm sorry, but I can't do much more, can I?

Neville:
No, but don't go expecting instant forgiveness, all right?

Bomber:
It's all right. I told him - a few days in the doghouse, and if he keeps his nose clean and stays out of trouble, he might get some remission.

Wayne:
Yeah, but I mean, Barry sort of likes it here, don't he, so I'm doin' him a favour, ain't I?

Bomber:
Wayne...

Wayne:
...Yeah, all right. Shtum.