Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Dennis:
Er, right, lads. Can I just have a minute?

Oz:
Have as long as you want, Dennis. We're not goin' anywhere, are we? [Glances at Wayne as he walks past. Moxey hands some beers out.]

Dennis:
Now, then, er... [Moxey gives a beer to Dennis] Thanks. Considering the short notice in which our previous tenancy agreement was terminated... [Also briefly glances at Wayne] ...you lads haven't done too bad to get this place habitable. [Oz puts up a picture of Arthur Scargill.] I mean, er, I kna it's not perfect by any means, but at least it's a roof over your heads. Now, as far as work's concerned, we've had clearance to start again, but, er, depending on what Ally Fraser has in mind for the place, we have to wait for the architect to come up with the new plans. So, in the meantime, if Bomber and Oz, if you concentrate on the cellar.

Oz:
Right.

Dennis:
Erm... Moxey, Wayne, make good the panelling and the plastering that's been ripped away. You can start on the electrical work, Barry. Neville, stop in the kitchen. [Moxey taps Dennis's shoulder] What's the matter, Moxey, man? [Moxey whispers to Dennis.] Oh, aye. We've got this, er... new bloke working for wor now. You tell 'em, Moxey.

Moxey:
Yeah. Well, er, as some of you already know, I've got a new identity. So as far as officialdom's concerned, I'm now Brendan Mulachy.

Oz:
Oh, what! [The others laugh]

Moxey:
So it'd help, like, if you started callin' us Brendan so as I can get used to it...

Neville:
[Laughing] It's gonna take a while.

Moxey:
Yeah, will you call us by me new name, but then all of a sudden, out of the blue, like, call us by the old one, y'know, just to test me reflexes.

Dennis:
I didn't kna you had any, Moxey! Oh, sorry... Brendan.

Wayne:
Hey, what I don't understand...

Oz:
Shut yer gob, you!

Neville:
Who asked you?

Dennis:
Right, lads, er, I've got to leave this happy band, and er, get back to Cross Keys, all right?

Oz:
[Putting up a Page 3 picture next to Scargill] Oh, aye. It's alreet for some, innit?

Dennis:
Look, it's only for one night, Oz, man. I'll be back in with you lot tomorrow.

Oz:
Oh, not now you're a gaffer you'll not, will yer?

Dennis:
What?

Oz:
I said... that... even though we're sleepin' on the site now, we'll want travelling time, alreet? You can tell Ally Fraser that.

Dennis:
Oh, aye? And what if he wants to start charging you rent for livin' on his property? [Oz, speechless, turns his attention back to his posters] Right. Oh, aye. here. [Throws the keys to his van to Neville] I'd better take your car, Wayne, because you lads'll need the van to gan shopping.

Wayne:
Nah, hang on...

Dennis:
Right, come on. [Wayne hands Dennis his car keys.] Right. I'll be over tomorrow afternoon, after I've seen the architect, all right? Sleep well!

Oz:
Oh, aye(!)

Dennis:
[About Wayne] Hey, hey. Divvn't be too hard on him, man. I mean, just imagine - if it wasn't for him now, you'd be stuck in The Barley Mow with Arthur Pringle, starin' down his miserable gob. [Leaves the room]

Oz:
Aye. Drinkin' freezin' cold pints of bitter, havin a game of fives and threes, listenin' to his jukebox and eatin' his nice, fresh sandwiches, eh(?) Well done, London! [Throws his beer can at Wayne, it just misses his head!]

Moxey:
[Getting up] Yeah, well, I think I'll go down the galley, get a brew on.

Barry:
Er, Brendan? [Moxey doesn't react as he leaves the room. Barry, Neville and Bomber laugh]

Neville:
Somethin' tells me it's ganna be a struggle for him!