Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Dennis:
All right, Jack?

Jack:
'Ey up, Geordie, you back for some more, are we? Must be a right palace you're building out there in the country.

Dennis:
Ugh, it's more like a doll's house from now on. Look at that rubbish, man. [Hands over the order from Howard]

Jack:
[Going over the order] Oh, aye. Definite downturn in style.

Dennis:
Any chance you can get any of that lot up tomorrow?

Jack:
Yes, me duck, I think so. Might have trouble stoppin' some of blowin' off the back of the lorry, though. It's not what you'd call substantial, is it?

Dennis:
Probably why they call 'em breeze blocks, eh? [Jack chuckles] Oh, hey, we need a plumber for a couple of weeks or so. Er... d'you know any good lads locally?

Jack:
Aye. Let me see... [Gets a business card from the pinboard] This bloke from Derby's a top man. Hard grafter, reasonable rates, pleasant disposition.

Dennis:
Aye, he sounds ideal.

Jack:
[Gestures to the phone] Give him a ring now if you want.

Dennis:
Sure it's no bother?

Jack:
Not at all. He's me brother-in-law.

Dennis:
[Picking up the receiver] Ahh. Nepotism, eh?

Jack:
No, just a touch of arthritis.