Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Bomber:
There's still a bit of an atmosphere in here, isn't there?

Neville:
Aye. Reminds me of a funeral parlour, Bomber.

Dennis:
Ah, come on, Neville. You were moanin' when wor were banned from here. Now yer moanin' 'cos we're back. I mean, just be grateful for small mercies, eh?

Neville:
I am. Just find it a bit depressin' to round off me workin' day sittin' in a place where I'm not really welcome.

Bomber:
Could be worse for me. I could be goin' home to the wife. [Dennis laughs]

Neville:
My wife's not like that, though, Bomber. Always makes us feel welcome when I get back from work. Always got a kiss for us, a cup of tea, talk about what sort of day we've had, play with the bairn for an hour.

Dennis:
You homesick, Nev?

Neville:
Me? What makes you think that?

Dennis:
Look, why don't yer take the weekend off? Go up and see your Brenda.

Neville:
Don't think I could afford to lose the money, Den.

Dennis:
It's only for one day, we're not workin' on Sunday.

Neville:
Could I? [Dennis nods] But... would you not be a man short for Saturday?

Dennis:
Nah.

Bomber:
I think Den would rather be shorthanded than have you long-faced.

Neville:
[Cheered up] Ah. Good lad. [Gets up to go to the bar] My round. [Shouts to Oz and Moxey] What do you want, lads? Same again, is it?

Oz:
Aye!

Moxey:
Ah, great, yeah.