Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Harry:
[Singing] Oh, don't forsake me, oh, my darling / On this our wedding day... [Stops singing and tilts his hat up to see Ally's Jag approaching] I think the boys from the brown stuff have just arrived! [The Jag stops in the grounds. Big Baz and some other goons get out as the lads gather.]

Barry:
Er... did I ever tell anyone I was a Quaker?

Big Baz:
We've come to persuade you back to work.

Oz:
Well, you just failed!

Wayne:
I don't suppose we can reason with 'em, eh?

Bomber:
I think it's too late for that now. [Barry puts his glasses on.]

Dennis:
[On seeing Harry take a large monkey wrench out of his holster] That's what I call a monkey wrench.

Harry:
Oh, yeah. I know how to use it, an' all! [Throws it at the goons, it hits the Jag and breaks the windscreen. The goons and the lads rush towards each other.]

Barry:
Don't hit me, don't hit me! I'm a bleeder! [The goon grabs Barry. Meanwhile, Bomber grapples with Big Baz.]

Moxey:
[With a goon, arm behind his back] Anyone got a match? I'll set fire to this bastard! [The goon uses his other elbow to hit Moxey and punch him to the ground.]

Harry:
[On another goon's back] Yeah! The Fightin' Side of Me, Oz. Remember that? It's one of Merle's best! [Oz smashes a chair over another goon's back and knocks him out.]

Dennis:
[Gets on another goon's back. To Neville] Get him! Go on, hit him! [Neville starts punching at the goon's torso. Barry faints.]

Bomber:
[To Big Baz] If you fights dirty, I can get angry! [Grabs Big Baz and punches him in the face. Barry wakes up and runs away. Oz jumps on top of the Jag and leaps on Barry's pursuer, sending all three to the floor. Oz punches him out while Barry gets up. He almost kicks him, but pauses.]

Oz:
[To Barry] Do you want to? Go on. [Barry feebly kicks the goon.] There!