Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Oz:
Ahhh! Get seven pints on the bar, as quick as you like, Arthur!

Pringle:
It's a bit early, isn't it? Even for you lot!

Wayne:
Well, we're taking industrial action, ain't we, Tiger?

Bomber:
Get that beer out in support, Arthur.

Pringle:
I thought strikes had gone out of fashion with the working classes since Scargill got his arse kicked!

Neville:
Ey, this was a unanimous decision though, Arthur. No need for a ballot!

Wayne:
Yeah, besides, we're striking on a matter of principle here, son. Care of the elderly, so you should be flattered, shouldn't you? [The lads laugh, Pringle doesn't.]

Barry:
One day, I reckon our names will be as famous as the Tolpuddle Martyrs in the great tapestry of organised labour.

Pringle:
Perhaps you'll suffer the same fate: transportation to Australia.

Oz:
[To Barry] What was their names, them Tolpuddlers?

Barry:
I don't know the individual identity of the gentlemen concerned, Oz, but that's not important. No, it's their collective sacrifice that counts. I should think they're a couple of Poldarks or Penmarrics, 'cos they're from Bomber's part of the world, right?

Oz:
I wonder what we would have been called?

Pringle:
I can think of a few names!

Bomber:
How about the Thornely Manor Magnificents?

Neville:
Aye. We'll be the Derbyshire Dummies if Ally Fraser closes the job down wi'out payin' us.

Harry:
No, no, no despondency please, eh? We won a great victory this morning.

Pringle:
[To Wayne] Right. That'll be £6.09, or do you want me to contribute this to the strike fund?

Wayne:
No, no, no, you might as well have it while we've got it, Arthur. There you go. [Hands over the money.]

Barry:
Ere, right, perhaps we should organise a kitty until the dispute's resolved.

Oz:
Bollocks! Hey, you divvn't see him gettin' his hand in his pocket often, do ya? Unless yer playin' billiards with hisself!

Wayne:
Oh cheers, Oz(!) I suppose you'll be getting the next round, will ya, eh?

Oz:
[Walks over to the dartboard] I'll mark. I'll play the winner for a tenner.