Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Bomber:
Here we are. [Places the mugs into the sink.]

Brenda:
Ah, you didn't need to do that. I'd have seen to it.

Bomber:
That's all right. Just glad to get out of the smoke. [Picks up a tea towel and starts drying up]

Brenda:
Oh, you've not left your wife, have you, and run off with a sailor?

Bomber:
[Smiles] If you do, you'll be the first to know.

Brenda:
Honestly, it's been like Heartbreak Hotel here this week, I'm thinking of leaving me job at the hospital and taking up marriage guidance!

Bomber:
Well, we'll be off in a couple of days and you can get some peace and quiet.

Neville:
[Enters the kitchen] Brenda?

Brenda:
The kettle's not ready yet, pet.

Neville:
No, could you come and have a word with the lads, please? [Brenda takes off her gloves and goes into the living room. Bomber takes over doing the dishes.]

Dennis:
Brenda, er... We're all agreee we think Oz has got a case here. I mean, we think that he should see his young lad before he's whisked off to a foreign country.

Brenda:
Oh, I quite agree, Dennis.

Dennis:
The main problem is the situation with Marjorie is... delicate, to say the least. I mean she has to understand that Oz seeing his son won't be a threat to her. I mean, that's only right and proper.

Brenda:
Uh-huh...

Dennis:
So, er, we thought the best way to convince her would be, erm... if you had a word with her.