Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Fraser:
[Playing a buzz wire game] Look, I'm sorry, Dennis, but due to the Spanish immigration laws, there is just no way at the moment that I can take a bunch of foreign workers down there.

Dennis:
Now wait a minute, Ally, you put your brief on this three weeks ago. He should have told you all that then, man.

Fraser:
And he did, Dennis. Couple of days later, I had it all fixed up. I arranged backhanders with a couple of key Pedros down there, but at the last minute, they tried to brace me and cop me for a wee bit extra, and to my mind, it's just a wee bitty too much, so I told them to stuff it.

Dennis:
[Looks out of the window to the rest of the lads, who are waiting with all their luggage outside] Look, I've got a bunch of lunatics down there. They're all fired up, they packed their bags, they've sorted things out with their families, and if you don't come through this time...

Fraser:
Just take them over tomorrow night, my house, my hospitality. That'll soften them up for ya. By that time I should have sorted something out.

Dennis:
I hope so, for your sake! [Starts to leave] What time should I bring them?

Fraser:
Er... make it about ten. [His loop touches the wire towards the end, making a high-pitched buzz] I mean, feed them first!