Boston Legal, Season 1

Denny:
Lock and load. Where is everybody?

Paul:
This is an administrative meeting, Denny.

Denny:
Oh! Then what the hell am I doing here?

Shirley:
Remember the good ole days when you liked to know what was going on? When you could go from your office to the elevator without a roadmap?

Denny:
Didn't need a roadmap to find my way around your body, did I, Shirley?

Shirley:
I wouldn't know. I was usually asleep.

Denny:
I once had her...and Streisand...at the same time. Remember that?

Shirley:
Hahhh, I do Denny. Ha ha. And not to burst your bubble, but that was a male impersonator. Perhaps the penis might have been your clue.