Boston Legal, Season 1

Alan:
Why does Shirley get to skip the staff meetings?

Paul:
She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day.

Brad:
Some of us have trials today, so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out.

Lori:
What's your case about, Brad?

Alan:
What is it about?

Brad:
It involves interference with contractual relations.

Alan:
You mean...lesbians?

Paul:
Where are you?

Brad:
Today, they're calling Tracy to testify that her ex-lover was-

Alan:
Lesbian ex-lover.

Brad:
-to testify that Tracy was scamming her for money. Tracy was in fact not an actual bone-fide...

Alan:
Lesbian?

Brad:
You like saying it?

Alan:
I do.

Brad:
Say it again.

Alan:
Lesbian.

Brad:
Keep going.

Alan:
LESBIAN! LESBIAN! Lez-bee-un. All together now!

All:
Lesbian!

Alan:
I also like to watch. How many people like to-

Paul:
All right, that's enough, this is a staff meeting. I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves appropriately and professionally.

Catherine:
Cookies everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.

Paul:
Who is this woman?

Catherine:
Take two, Tara, you're a rail.

(Later in the episode)

Alan:
Hey Brad! All together now!

All:
Lesbian!