Boston Legal, Season 1
Alan:
Why does Shirley get to skip the staff meetings?
Paul:
She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day.
Brad:
Some of us have trials today, so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out.
Lori:
What's your case about, Brad?
Alan:
What is it about?
Brad:
It involves interference with contractual relations.
Alan:
You mean...lesbians?
Paul:
Where are you?
Brad:
Today, they're calling Tracy to testify that her ex-lover was-
Alan:
Lesbian ex-lover.
Brad:
-to testify that Tracy was scamming her for money. Tracy was in fact not an actual bone-fide...
Alan:
Lesbian?
Brad:
You like saying it?
Alan:
I do.
Brad:
Say it again.
Alan:
Lesbian.
Brad:
Keep going.
Alan:
LESBIAN! LESBIAN! Lez-bee-un. All together now!
All:
Lesbian!
Alan:
I also like to watch. How many people like to-
Paul:
All right, that's enough, this is a staff meeting. I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves appropriately and professionally.
Catherine:
Cookies everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.
Paul:
Who is this woman?
Catherine:
Take two, Tara, you're a rail.
(Later in the episode)
Alan:
Hey Brad! All together now!
All:
Lesbian!
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