Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Neville:
Hey, Moxey! Where've you been?

Moxey:
I called 'round your house, Den, and er, your sister said you were all in here.

Oz:
[Calls down the table] Give him a chair, somebody.

Dennis:
Sit down, son. Sit down.

Moxey:
Before I do, though, there's just a couple of things I'd like to say, y'know. Er, I've got me passport sorted out, y'know, so I can go to Spain. There's no problems there.

Oz:
[Sets a chair at the head of the table for Moxey] Fantastic!

Moxey:
But I know I've caused you lot a lot of aggravation, y'know, with all this duckin' and divin' an' that, so, er, well if you don't want us to go, y'know, I'll understand, and there'll be no hard feelin's.

Oz:
Naah!

Dennis:
Get this man a drink! He's the guest of honour.

Oz:
Guest of honour? He's the man of the year as far as I'm concerned! [Shouts to a waiter] Another one here!

Moxey:
Why? What have I done?

Wayne:
You've turned up, sunbeam, that's what you've done.

Barry:
Somebody better tell that Martin fella to forget it.

Dennis:
I will, I will, aye.

Neville:
The Magnificent Seven rides again! Yahey!

Bomber:
You came in the nick of time, my son.

Moxey:
I'm made up! You lot don't exactly owe me any favours.

Dennis:
It's you that's doing us a favour, man. [Stands up, glass in hand] A toast, to Moxey! [They all raise their glasses]

Neville:
It's great to have you back! [Moxey smiles]

Dennis:
...Or is it Brendan?

Moxey:
...It's Francis Fogarty.

Oz:
...It's what?

Moxey:
Francis Fogarty.

Oz:
Francis Fogarty? [Laughs] Where did you get Francis Fogarty from?

Moxey:
Well it wasn't my idea, y'know. If it was up to me, I'd like to be called Derek. But no Derek died in Kilburn on Tuesday.