Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Wayne:
[To Debbie] I think it's very noble of your dad to bring you and your mum along, you know? 'Cos it'll keep him out of mischief! Listen, d'you know why? Because we're going to be sampling all that pulchritude down there. [Laughs.]

Neville:
There'll not be much of that, man. The tourist season's well finished.

Oz:
There'll be enough, divvn't you worry. Anyway, with a bit of luck, we'll have sorted summat out before we land.

Wayne:
'Ere! Are you trying to tell me, right, that on this charter tour, there ain't gonna be a surplus of salesgirls, secretaries, hairdressers, the lot, eh? I tell you, we'll be well locked off before we've even landed, son!

Russell:
[At the check-in line] Check-in over here, Mr. Patterson. [The group join the check-in line. In front of them is a large group of pensioners.]

Wayne:
Hold on, what's all this lot, then?

Russell:
It's the Spennymoor & District Senior Citizens Society. They go every year. You were lucky to get those seats! [Wayne's face falls.]

Neville:
I wouldn't waste any time, Wayne. I'd steam in now! [Cockney accent] Get it all locked off, son! [Laughs.]