Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Christine:
We're not saying anything.

Sid:
All we want to do, love, is clear the air. I mean, all this must be very embarrasing for you back home. Is it?

Christine:
No. What's embarrassing is having to answer questions from people like you. Now, look, we didn't invite you in here, and we'd be very obliged if you'd kindly leave. [Dennis and Neville enter the villa.]

Dennis:
Who the hell are you?

Sid:
[Gets out of the armchair] It's all right, it's all right. Press.

Dennis:
No, it's not all right! What are you doing here?

Neville:
[To Brenda and Christine] Have they been asking you questions?

Brenda:
We didn't tell them anything, Neville.

Sid:
Neville Hope and Dennis Patterson. Is that right?

Neville:
It's about the only thing you blokes have got right.

Ronnie:
Oh, smarten up, son. We know you're not villains.

Sid:
As we were saying to your ladies, all we want to do is clear the air, get at the truth.

Neville:
Oh, howay, we might as well. Gan on, tell 'em, Dennis.

Dennis:
Alright, I am Dennis Patterson, this is Neville Hope. We're brickies, we're from Newcastle and we're here on holiday. That's it. Come on. [Motions for the journalists to leave.]

Ronnie:
And what about the rest of the gang?

Dennis:
They're all bricklayers too. We met out in Germany a few years back, and er, this is like a reunion, innit?

Neville:
Yeah.

Sid:
Right, we'll need names and home addresses so the London desk can check out their backgrounds.

Dennis:
Well, some of these addresses might be a bit vague. Let's see... There's erm, Mr. Osbourne, Mr. Taylor, Mr. Norris, Mr. Busbridge, and, er... what's the name of your mate, Nev, with the spotty face?