Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Vicky:
[Looking at a couple of samples] Which one do you think, Chris?

Christine:
Well, it is your villa, after all, Vicky.

Vicky:
Oh, I know, but you've got a flair for this sort of thing, an' that's what I wanted you to come.

Salesman:
Es doble mas caro que éste. (That one costs twice as much as the other.)

Vicky:
What's he sayin'?

Christine:
He says that one's twice as expensive as that. [Pointing to the two samples]

Dennis:
[Motioning behind him] There's plenty more to choose from, yer kna.

Vicky:
No, no. Me mind's made up. It's between these two.

Christine:
Well, if it was up to me, I would go for this one - the more traditional design. But that is the expensive one.

Vicky:
Oh, I'm not bothered about that, I mean, it's Ally's money.

Dennis:
That's the one, then, is it?

Vicky:
Aye, I'm adamant. I'll have that one. [Points to her choice.]

Dennis:
Right. I'll do the business, okay. [Dennis goes inside with the salesman.]

Vicky:
[Looking at more samples] I wonder if I should tile the barbecue area. What do you think?

Christine:
Hmm? Oh, I don't know, Vicky. I really don't know. [Sits on a bench] But I'm sure the villa is going to be absolutely exquisite once it's finished.

Vicky:
[Unenthusiastically] Hmmm... [Sits next to Christine]

Christine:
[Picking up on this...] You don't sound very enthusiastic.

Vicky:
Oh, it'd be all right if it was just for the odd week.

Christine:
What d'you mean?

Vicky:
Oh, Chris, I've got nobody to confide in. That's why I'm pleased you're here. I mean, Ally never tells me anythin', but even I can put 2 and 2 together. He's been really tetchy recently, an' there's been all these late night phone calls, and now his solicitor's turned up. You can bet Hallwood's not down here for a tan.

Christine:
What are you saying, Vicky?

Vicky:
I'm sayin' we might be down here for good.

Christine:
Oh? Well, if it does come to that, there are worse places to live.

Vicky:
Ah, I kna it's got everything, I mean, the climate and the Mediterranean, an' we get all English television flown over on video. But... Chris, I'd die if I thought I was never goin' to see Newcastle again!